Fairfax County Police arrest Vienna woman for having stupid haricut

Shaquanda Oaks was arrested last night by Fairfax County Police at a Vienna carwash for having an idiot hair cut.

"We arrested, basically because we had nothing else to do" said Fairfax County Officer Joseph Staltz. Some 19 officers took park in the arrest, includingtwo police helicopters and a boat. The Swat team was not called because said Officer Staltz "the hairdo was bad but not bad enough to kill over"