We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
and now, Chief Roarers anal Christmas card
"Next year, we're gonna clean up this here town, Pilgrims"
Oh that Chief Roarerer..what a card though, huh?
Thirty years later, SWAT team still providing specialized policing
A special unit patrolling local malls has arrested dozens of suspects this holiday season and recovered hundreds of thousands of dollars in stolen merchandise. It's called RATT -- retail anti-theft teams. Although in most parts of the world, private business takes care of this sort of thing, in Fairfax County, the cops have to much time on their hands so they came up with this scam