The Fairfax County Police "Female" officers held their annual Christmas party at a large, large, empty cow field in rural Virginia. Right after State Game Wardens released the gals...they mistook them for escaped livestock...it was an honest mistake, although forcing us to brand them was a overkill, but heh, who better understands overkill than us? Anyway, right after State Game Wardens released the gals the party began! Above, female officer Hockney arrives late to the party...by a week, but still...
Officer Charlie Richards AKA Officer Really Really Friendly ...you know Charlie, we keep telling you, if you want to live your life as a woman, fine.....after all, the females cops are living their lives as men, but its different for men, get the operation, for christs sakes
For those of you who don't know, this is one person, Female officer Tamika Johnson (Top) The poor soul in the chair was Thanksgiving dinner back in November. Homeless guy, nobody will miss him.
Sharon "Show me the Money" Bulova showed up to collect her kickbacks. Love the new look Sherry!
Officer Terry Cooper was there, sexy as ever....by sexy I mean, if like, you know, like the worlds gonna end in five minutes and you've just finished a twenty year term for manslaughter...you know that kind of sexy....oh, who am I kidding, she's a dog but she's house broken...
Chief Roarerer-er-er stopped by
The chiefs date. Chief, on behalf of all of us, I just want to say, the SWAT team was wrong when they shot you're date...but when he...she...it charged out of the bathroom like that, on all fours, I mean....look I know this is the third date of yours we had to shoot, but I promise you, next year....we probably won't shoot a one of em...anyway, we dumped it down by the river but from what we've told ..uh...Officer Tamika Johnson found out where we dumped her and, well....she's got a healthy appetite chief ...um