So I go an opening line for my talk with the men and the gals and those oother people that we can’t figure out what they are....I open with the line "The ball is squarely on our shoulders." and I end with “So make sure you always cross your P’s and Q’s”
You know, I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. I arrested a guy today for resisting arrest.....I know, it doesn’t make sense does it? I tried to pick up that new police woman we hired...I dunno, I assume its a woman, I go “You sure have a great looking tooth.” but...nada, nothing.....oh the hell with it, she smokes like a fish anyway. Still, she really rubs me up the wrong tree.
This morning I discovered I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. New summer uniform idea that came to me last night ....Black socks with sandals; Yes? No? Man, I’m so busy, I’m puttin in at least twenty hours a week I've just got my feet in too many pies right now.