Consider becoming a Fairfax County Policewomen

IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO BE A FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE WOMAN.....................wait, that came out wrong....what we meant was....um...you know, not that Fairfax County Police women are man like....no, no, no,no, not at all....look, just because our women cops are ugly enough to model for death threats that doesn't mean all of our police women...well, no, actually I guess it does mean...anyway, besides, lots of women have to sneak up on a mirror and making an onion cry doesn't mean anything...onion get scared easy...anyway....